Here's the deal, Surly, you free me from your gnome army, and you can have all the banana ketchup you can dream of!

that sounds like some sort of sin

It is.
Maybe it's because I'm a Filipino-American and not a full-blooded Pinoy but even I think banana ketchup and pineapple pizza are just plain wrong, even though they're really popular in the Philippines.
No tomato product has any right to be that sweet!

Well we ain't the same, cuz I think banana ketchup is just 😩👌

Never had it; I'm not sure if they sell that in America outside of some specialty stores.

Pineapple pizza is great, especially with some red pepper flakes.

Make it banana ketchup and tomato mustard and you have a deal

I have an easier method.
1. Special forces are dispatched for multiple breakout attempts
2. extremely violent reprisals are indiscriminately committed against gnomes with continuous demands for release or else the violence will escalate
3. thousands of tons of napalm are dropped on gnome cities
4. nuclear forces are put on high alert
ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᶦᵉ, ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ˢᵘʳᵛᶦᵛᵃˡ ᵃʳᵉ ᵠᵘᶦᵗᵉ ˢˡᶦᵐ

I like those chances 👍

Counter offer...

Well shit. They're only into human meat...

Wait, I'm human...

I don't like the way this is going.