THE FBI REPORTEDLY EXECUTED A RAID ON AN OFFICE BUILDING IN NEW YORK'S CHINATOWN THAT WAS SUSPECTED OF BEING A COVERT OUTPOST FOR CHINA'S COMMUNIST REGIME. WAIT A DARN MINUTE! WE'VE BEEN PAYING OUR 10% PROTECTION MONEY TO 'THE BIG GUY'. SO NOW WE DEMAND A REFUND!
