As second place scum our Congressmen have to try harder; but I, too, have faith that they will reach true sewer level status in the relative near future.
LAST WEEK A POLL CONCLUDED THAT MEMBERS OF CONGRESS ARE LESS TRUSTED THAN USED CAR SALESMEN OR JOURNALISTS. BUT A NEW POLL SUGGESTS THAT THERE IS ONE PROFESSION CONSIDERED EVEN WORSE SCUM THAN MEMBERS OF THE NATION'S LEGISLATIVE BRANCH! HEY SENATORS! TELL THOSE DAMN TELEMARKETERS TO STOP CALLING ME!
