BREAKING NEWS:; THE CDC JUST PUT OUT A SAFETY WARNING ABOUT THE PFIZER COVID BIVALENT BOOSTER. IT APPEARS THAT IT MAY BE CAUSING STROKES. OF COURSE IT'S JUST SUCROSE. BUT IN YOUR CASE A STROKE WOULDN'T MAKE MUCH DIFFERENCE. YOU SURE THAT'S FILLED WITH JUST SUGAR WATER FOR THE CAMERAS? I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A STROKE!
