she has been blackmailed, harassed, and even had [redacted] tapes of her and Eggy mass produced!

“And when did I ever harass you? Your flatter than a Las Vegas motel bed”

Omeletta: your dad wouldn't say that

Larry: Well I died to him

“Well I mean I did revive you”

Actually a demon did

Collector: SSSHHHHH

I wiped those tapes from existence! We will never speak of them again!

trollface has more.

Gunslinger: the what

Collector: only the people who were there will ever know

G: …

I've actually suffered the 5th most, being MAILED A LARGE AMOUNT OF EGG R34 TAPES!

Omeletta was one of the ones IN those tapes so she's suffered more

I was mailed a mass production. About 35 now.

Also, that's why I said the 5TH most.

Gunslinger: so I’m lucky to have never met him before?

“Oh yeah by the way, the puppy’s great! He’s been on a diet with nothin but eggs for the past 6 months!”

Omeletta: LEMME AT HIM *lunges at trollface and Eggyhead has to hold her back*

“Who’s a good boy! (He pets the dog as it rubs against him and lays over on its belly) honestly I gotta thank you, he’s one of the only things I love, and one of the only things that loves me, (he gives him a treat)”