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Ye Olde Announcements | So this man walks in to the bar and orders a drink. He then says, “If I show you something really cool, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night?” The bartender says, “Well it’d have to be something real spectacular.” So the man puts a box on the counter and opens it. Inside is a tiny 1 foot man with a piano. He plays some Beethoven and the Bad Piggies theme. Astonished, the bartender gives him free drinks, on the condition he tells him where he got it. “Oh there’s a genie outside.” The bartender goes outside to see if it’s true. The man then hears quacking outside. The bartender comes back in and says, “That genie is stupid, I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks!” The man then says, “I know. You really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?” | image tagged in spacefanatic announcement temp | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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KSDawg
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So as you probably (Or didn't) notice [I don't really care] I wasn't on for >1 week well good news I'm alive and healthy but Bad news is I'm leaving or going to be on very little. I wanted to leave without saying a word because It felt funny to me but now that I look at it you guys at least deserve some type of goodbye or whatever. I wanted to leave this shithole for the longest time but really couldn't find real reason to. Now that I look at it Imgflip has distracted me from a lot of things, and has gotten me in trouble multiple times. So I decided to find things that actually entertain me and keep me happy. It feels like I have been forcing myself on this site for a long time now and there is really no real reason why I NEED to be on this site in the first place. Sure the guilt of knowing there is a handful or more people that would miss me but at the same time I know I will be replaced by some other bozo in the future. I don't know if I really made a big impact in this stream like Wallhammer and Akif but if I did somehow then that's kind of cool. So for users that I genuinely liked please don't light candles next to your curtain. For users that I hated you should microwave 7 forks for free Imgflip pro (It works trust me) But yeah Imma try to get over my social awkwardness and focus on bettering myself rather than sitting here loathing every part of myself and not do anything about it. You might see my again and you might not but If I don't please bully Iceu off this site for me goodbye piss ants. This is Colonel Bubonic signing off
SpaceFanatic M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Her last words were Joe Biden holding an L
KSDawg
0 ups, 2y
cause you asked
Drizzy. M
0 ups, 2y
Took a minute.
Like one whole minute.
LucotIC
0 ups, 2y
Bro's ears were deceiving him 😂
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So this man walks in to the bar and orders a drink. He then says, “If I show you something really cool, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night?” The bartender says, “Well it’d have to be something real spectacular.” So the man puts a box on the counter and opens it. Inside is a tiny 1 foot man with a piano. He plays some Beethoven and the Bad Piggies theme. Astonished, the bartender gives him free drinks, on the condition he tells him where he got it. “Oh there’s a genie outside.” The bartender goes outside to see if it’s true. The man then hears quacking outside. The bartender comes back in and says, “That genie is stupid, I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks!” The man then says, “I know. You really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?”