(short version)

Smh my head why are you agefluidphobic

Zero transgender, but somehow spire went from girl to boy

and now spire was never even a female

confusing stuff

Oh it's because I'm intersex

still pretty confusing, but thanks for letting me know

yea fr but like what abt the ages lmfao

well spire's married now so I assume one of those ages was a persona-

spire may not be married tho

I'm married to Josh

You can ask him 💀

you might also be josh

But we have different faces, heights, and body types-

Helm gnaw I'm not bothering with that bs

- a bozo

lmao skulls

your brother

My brother lives in Massachusetts with his boyfriend

And he's not white like my fiancé is💀

Who my brother or Josh

he has imgflip bruh

cap lolzies

Bro who tf says cap and lolzies unironically nevermind together

Probably at MIT with Jack

Good luck finding them though

someone drunk lolzies

💀

They don't stand out

Not to mention personalities and interests

Josh has an imgflip account bro

ask em

no way really

ask spid- frick.

I mean Spire. Ask Spire.

spire spid sped

spider
spock
splinter
spit
sprite

thats a new one by me-

wow

...false

I vividly remember you saying you were 14 in 2021

Yeah. And she’s a male now? When tf did that happen?

Well I was never fully female to begin with considered I have a dick-

Agefluid fr

I was "14" one year
Same year I joked that I was "22"

Not exactly

In short the Spire agefluid funny stuff wasn't actually satire

The long explanation is that I wanted to be younger to appear as more attractive to older people. Younger people started to be more attracted to me than the older people did. I was basically using myself as pedophile bait.

naah not joke

Not a joke just f**king agefluid which could have been perceived as an excuse to date younger minors

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