(Old rp) (Rules: romance preferred, any gender, no erp, no joke, vehicle, roblox, or bambi oc, no hurting or killing him)

Selina: nope *tries to dip, but she trip*

Eric: you good?

Selina: *dryly* never better

Eric: your a asshole

Selina: cute, but that’s not the worst insult I’ve had today

Eric: I wasn't trying

Selina: *lies down with her arms behind her head and one leg crossed over the other* the sky's pretty

Eric: *same* yeah

Selina: so, what's with the silver knife? you hunt wolves or something?

Eric: vampires, and its not silver, its a special element that can kill vampires, I call it element x

Selina: huh, element x *looks at him, ice blue eyes shining like stars- or, were they shining because of the stars?* what? something wrong?

Eric: pretty eyes

*Selina sputters, her cheeks dusted with a light pink. she looks away*
Selina: sh-shut up!

Eric: okie

*they sit in silence for a moment*
Selina: so...is hunting vampires your official profession?

Eric: I don't get paid for it

Selina: so how do you get paid? unless, you're rich?

Eric: im a wanderer, homeless

Selina: oh...sorry *she starts fidgeting with her hair, trying to untangle the long blond waves*

Eric: its ok

Selina: wait, so when was the last time you slept then?

Eric: *lies* last night

Selina: oh, good. Don’t want you dying of exhaustion before you reach whatever motive you have

Eric: *nods*

Selina: …no motive? Orrrrr

Eric: my family was murdered by vampires, I don't want anyone else to feel that pain

Selina: woah…that’s one sh1thead vampire

Eric: *nods*

Selina: I’ve got one more question *looks at him, eyes cold* do you think every vampire is a sh1thead

Eric: no

Selina: so how do you differentiate?

Eric: question them

Selina: and how do you know if they’re being truthful? *turns onto her side, facing Eric* I could very well be plotting a kill and you wouldn’t know sh1t

Eric: *joking* tourcher method

*Selina’s eyes widen, only slightly, but it’s obvious enough. Her fists tighten*

Eric: I was joking

*Selina sits up and looks away from him*
Selina: were you?

Eric: yep

Selina: how do you know it wasn't torture for the vampire?

Eric: only if my voice counts as torture

Selina: *silent for a moment* ...no...not torture...

Eric: sorry if I scared you

Selina: *whispering* you didn't scare me...your weapons did...

Eric: s-sorry!

Selina: it's fine...not your fault...

Eric: oh

Selina: *turns back to him, smiling* well, I should probably get going! treat this stuff, yeah? *guestures to her bruises*

Eric: I can help

Selina: *raises an eyebrow* you're not gonna use that fancy elemental dagger on me right?

Eric: I won't, if I wanted to, you would be dead by now

Selina: *muttering* yeah, no sh1t

Eric: sorry

Selina: it’s ok! My boss’d get pretty mad at me if I came in like this

Eric: want me to beat his arse?

Selina: -w- as much as I wanna say yes, you'd be trying to beat a vampire lord running a p0rn studio
(Hazbin Hotel reference if you know it)

(Lol)
Eric: *joking* I can suck his dick
(Another Hazbin Hotel reference)

("Ha! No" XD)
Selina: oh, idt he'd be very open to that *Laughs*

Eric: damn, ok, haha!

Selina: I mean, can't be a p0rn star when you're beat as sh1t