this is why canada is better

"My brother in Christ, Canada does not exist in the MSMG multiverse"

then where did all the canadian airlines passengers go
there was also someone from somewhere who came to msmg from canada

"It's whatever the Canada equivalent is, probably also called Canada but not the same as real Canada"

the Canada equivalent in msmg is canada (lowercase)

how tf did you let this happen

"Something like this has never happened before, with a van being used as a bomb. Be assured we won't let it happen again."

YALL BETTER NOT. I WORK UP THERE

"We're working with the PA (Port Authority) to temporarily relocate our tenants to the Hellfire State Building and other offices."

I see

We heard Obama bin Mombasa claimed responsibility for the attack.

"Interesting, the skeleton mafia also claimed responsibility."