why are all my oc's bloodthirsty in some way

My OC who can literally summon a fricking BLACK HOLE:

yeah but mine can breathe underwater lmao

(Water Tera Type gardevoir appears)

but you aren't that type of whatever
mine canonically ascended to godhood and became immortal and therefore can no longer die of old age, allowing him more time for training.

Can he shoot a Калашников?

shoot a what

A Калашников, dumbass. Can you read?