Just a typical Australia thing, nothing to worry about

Ooooooh so that’s where Jeff went he’s been avoiding me for the past month and I thought he had finally escaped but I guess I was wrong

“Honey, the shark’s in the toilet again!”

Aussie here: can confirm we find sharks in the toilet. Also frogs, snakes, spiders, and whatever else shows up.

yeah lol
heard you mates also have mockingbirds that are so aggressive during mating season that they kill people
I'd like to visit someday bc there's a lot of great dive sites

Magpies. They won’t kill you but plenty of other things will. (Read being stupid) Australia is not that dangerous if you know what you’re doing.

I agree
and there are actually records of magpies killing people in australia
but they chased them into traffic so I guess they didn't directly oof them
Also, which city do you live in? If you feel uncomfortable saying that then tell me which province

Yeah those things can’t kill you directly but they are annoying as heck. I lived near Brisbane before I moved to the US a few years ago due to housing issues.

Only in Sydney

R U in fuking Darwin???? Shits crazy up there

Nah, I live in North Carolina
Still pretty crazy here tho, I mean the coast is called the Graveyard Of The Atlantic

Gaaayayy

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Florida public bathroom

I showed this to my mom

oh wow this got on the front page!
Thanks guys!

people in Australia be like "oh don't worry that's just tony, don't worry he don't bite"

That is true, the shark wouldn't bite unless you did something dumb like grab it

just let him sleep he looks nice

only in austrailia

Not australia. It's ohio

Sharks don't live in Ohio

This is sharknado

na thats florida

To be fair, Florida does have the highest number of shark attacks of any location in the world