Hahaha. I finally made art for C myself instead of having an AI do it.

Sam: why hello there

Head Cult Leader C: “Yes, good.”

Cat

Head Cult Leader C: “Continue.”

Cat cat cat cat cat cat CAT!!!

Head Cult Leader C: “Hello?”

Can I help?

Head Cult Leader C: “You can join my cult.”

Yes

Head Cult Leader C: “Okay.” *time skip because no one can know how people enter the cult* Head Cult Leader C: “You’re in the Cat Scratch Voodoo Doll No Birb Sacrifices Cult now.”

Yay! Can I summon cats

Head Cult Leader C: “Correct.”

Yay!!

Head Cult Leader C: “Would you like to?”

Yed

Head Cult Leader C: “Okay, so first you just need to draw a circle on the ground.”

Ok *draws half circle*

Head Cult Leader C: “A full circle.”

Oh sorry *draws full circle*

Head Cult Leader C: “Much better.”

Thank you

Head Cult Leader C: “Now put some candles around it.”

*puts candles*

Head Cult Leader C: “Now chant cat. For three minutes straight.”

Cat

Me: can you make me a cat?

Head Cult Leader C: “Yes.”

Me: :0 I wanna be a cat

Head Cult Leader C: *chuckles* “That could happen.”

Me: then I am your sacrifice

Head Cult Leader C: “Err, we don’t sacrifice often.”

Me: oh well I’m your person I guess

Head Cult Leader C: “You want to turn into a cat?”

Me: yes

*casts a spell to make the cats explode* 76ei06.jpg (click to show) OMG GUTS