Keep it SFW though

Exotic creator (Towering over Gingerbread man at 8'11): Do you love your wife and child

Unrelated, but the tallest man ever was 8,11.

(god, my main oc Yoine is 9’11)

(Geez)

(thought of this for no reason-)

Lol

(I actually has this species called Salaziers, which are unusually giant gecko cubes- I should make a drawing of them soon)

Knifeboi in the corner:

Gingerbread Man: more than anything in the multiverse.

Exotic creator: I can offer your family great protection in case of any threat tries to hurt them

Gingerbread Man: OK

*The Exotic creator offers its long arm to grab*
Exotic creator: All you need to do is shake my hand

G-Man: *shakes hand*

Exotic creator: I'll send one of my robots to your family, it'll make sure your family stays safe

G-Man: THX

*The Exotic creator sends a robot to G-Man's family*

what do you not care about to the point that you dont care about their well being

Gingerbread Man: Eggy Head

Gunslinger: First time we’ve met. How about a formal introduction?

Gingerbread Man: the names Gabriel Stantz, aka Gingerbread Man. You can call me Gabe or G-Man or GM or whatever. I'm a professional bounty hunter, although I don't take assassin jobs. Mostly I just want to help where I can

G: I’m the gunslinger. Don’t remember my real name after the transformation, so I just stick with that.

can i eat the cookie parts

Gingerbread Man: absolutely not. You'd wear your teeth down trying to bite it. It's as tough and flexible as Kevlar.

do you eat ass

You forgot this

Gingerbread Man: shut the H-E-double-hockey-sticks up