Keep it SFW though

Inkmatas asks, how does it feel being a snow fox

Candystripe: kinda weird, the tail gets in the way a lot.

do you want a PLASTIC CABLE for a satisfactory price

Candystripe: Certo! Adoro i cavi!

only costs one piece of unmeltable ice

Candystripe: OK
*hands him unmeltable ice*

You got the plastic cable

What is this tape and why did I get it in the mail from a shady company who mentioned some guy named Mr. Trollface??

Candystripe: yeah, that's kinda sus

When I put it into my VHS, it played some very sussy video of two humanoids with eggs for heads.

Candystripe: ¡Eso es! ¡Eggy Head y yo estamos a punto de tener una conversación seria!

I had also seen that the mailman in the shady van was a troll in a business suit.

Candystripe: yep, definitely Trollface

knifeboi: how the f*ck are you a bipedal Arctic fox (part of the dog family) with forward facing knees

NONE OF THIS MAKES BIOLOGICAL SENSE

It's easy. Furry.

knifeboi: *dies*

Candystripe: my Elf boyfriend put a curse on me. That's how.

knifeboi: *anger*

Crazy dave: wibby wobble gragriga

Candystripe: cállate.

Hello, Who might you be?

Candystripe: Bianca Sanchez, aka Candystripe. Former Air Force pilot turned bounty hunter

G: I am the gunslinger, I basically travel through universes saving them from destruction.
I may need to ask for help from you.

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7

do you eat ass

the fact that it's Nokia 3310 quality 💀

Candystripe: hermano, ¿en serio no leíste el título?

Can you kill yourself?

Candystripe: I could in theory but why would I do that

Funni black man surrounded by lightning said so

Candystripe: Ahora escucha aquí pequeño -

No

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