Nothing nsfw, also the first one is kinda long so go to the end for TLDR

Airy: how does water gas hold heavy metal

Eggy: what do you think about all the alternate timelines and evil mes

Collector: they don't deserve mercy... Not anymore...

what about Raged Me? he's kinda blinded by anger

Collector: that one I can probably just beat some sense into

(collector is ok with the other timelines but the evil Eggy's are just... Beyond saving.)

What do you guys do on your free time?

Collector: me and inkmatas do battle practice every once in a while, she's actually gotten really good

Same with eggyhead but with his extreme durability I hit him harder than inkmatas

I generally mess around with certain forms of magic, as you know I experiment with inkstone although I'm still not very good at using it, other times I try to make powerful weapons, sometimes it works like with the sword of creation but other times I just make a fidget toy

As far as I know inkmatas generally does normal inkling stuff, turf war, shopping, etc, she also reads some of the history of her people and about her magic, she's found quite a few prophecies that line up with stuff that actually happened

Eggyhead just sits around, watches TV, and eats hot pockets. That's all I find him doing whenever I go to his house.

do you eat ass
do you eat ass

I said NO NSFW

Gingerbread Man to Cloudicus: what are those swords made out of?
Gingerbread Man to the Collector: would you consider an alliance?

Cloudicus: they are the light of the very sun itself

(Basically magic)

Collector: I'd rather have more allies than enemies, but don't get mad if you get left in the dust, a lot of us can destabilize planets without putting in any effort

G-Man to Cloudicus: OK then
G-Man to Collector: Yeah I definitely cannot destroy planets

Collector: that's one of the reasons I generally don't interfere with beings like you unless they're associated with one of the other powerful beings, less people are likely to get hurt that way.

G-Man: sounds like a wise idea

Collector: You generally learn these things when you explore the multiverse for thousands of years

G-Man: Well I've been exploring it for 8, so...

How did the collector meet earth

Collector: as you already know, I created earth so that there could still be human life in my original universe, this was luckily successful and she continued to create life for thousands of years... You would think we could use her age to estimate mine but because of certain universes having time flow differently it's sadly not that simple. Anyway, I was exploring my original universe one day and was looking at several planets that mysteriously had life, not only that but humans specifically. Suddenly, earth began flying towards me... I had seen her several times before and thought she was just a drone sent out by the planet I was observing to investigate an "anomaly"... This time I didn't teleport away, I was tired of remaining hidden from these civilizations... However instead I was greeted far differently than a bright scanner from a drone, instead a simple "hello"... She began to explain why she was here, I wasn't wrong about investigating an anomaly but she wasn't sent by any of the planets I was observing, they didn't even know I was there, after a few minutes I realized she was just like data, a robot created by me that survived the destruction of my home planet

TLDR I found earth while exploring and found out she was one of my creations. There are likely others like her that I made but haven't found yet.

Where did cloudicus come from

Cloudicus: even I am not completely sure of that. All I know is that I've been given a purpose, and I will fulfill it.

What happened to Mr. Void

Collector: the last I heard from him he was looking for something... I detected some of his energy near the edge of the multiverse, but I still can't be completely sure what he's looking for...

What do you remember from back on earth

Collector: all I know for sure is that I was definitely some sort of scientist or engineer, possibly both.

If I was able to create TWO fully sentient AI then I must have been extremely intelligent

What exactly happened to beldum

Collector: I tried to warn redi not to lose him, but not long after he went missing, and soon appeared on a citadel news broadcast showing that he had regained some of his original power because of the chaos. He might have even created it.

As for zanthor he's still in my care. I send him to inkmatas on weekends because I imagine that being stuck with the guy that killed you wouldn't exactly help in switching to the side of good, pretty soon I might activate some of the other DNA from that genetic mixture I injected him with

Are there any special abilities from making an inkstone amulet with the crystal of creation

Collector: It makes the magic a bit more... Explosive.

It's between inkmatas' calamity and supreme forms in terms of power.

Even with my low skill using it, it can do some considerable damage. And yes, I still barely know how to use it, But eventually I'll figure it out.

Has collector met the creator yet

Collector: who?

...

OHH wait, you mean him? I thought he was dead.

However I have seen reports of a "blue banisher" going around the multiverse, I highly doubt that's him though. The orange banisher describes the creator as "similar to the crystal, but with an eye on it" so no. It's probably not him.

Probably the nubix cube in universe 033A

No, it's something else

If you saw one of my previous posts you might even know what it is

Ah, I Heard it's pretty powerful( tho it is the life source of universe 033A)

Vegeta: collector, i heard you are the strongest person here. We should fight sometime. Its been awhile since i last fought someone.

Collector: I don't care who you think you are, I am able to destabilize entire planets with a THOUGHT so I doubt you'll stand a chance

Vegeta: relax i only want to test how much power i currently have as its been over 100 years since my last fight
Also i too can destablize planets with ease

Collector: *enters 100% form*

In this form I've been told people can physically feel the energy coming from it, unlike you I've used my full power recently, and let me warn you it is far beyond anything you "super saiyans" can do.

*Goes back to regular form*

And again, even in my regular form I am one of the most deadly warriors you'll ever meet.

Vegeta:*transforms into ultra ego and destroys all the atoms on the mountain* i too have impressive feats and i dont need super sayian powers to do this type of power
Bardota: i just brought you back to life dont you dare

Collector: wow, you get brought back to life and the first thing you do is challenge the being most likely to kill you in the blink of an eye.

I'd say get a life but clearly you already lost that.

Vegeta: you have no idea how many f**king times i lost it

Collector: I have other things to deal with, since you're new to this part of the multiverse I recommend you look around and see all the interesting places around here

And just so you know, I'm not the only one who could crush you like an ant under a boot.

*Leaves through a portal*

Goku(using king kai for communication while still dead): hey i heard you're pretty strong, can we fight

Collector: *facepalm* what part of "I have other things to deal with" did you not here-

Oh wait you're not him, you're the
"main character" aren't you.

Goku: you're mean :(

*hear

Goku: can we still fight
King kai: GOKU YOU HEARD VEGETAS CONVERSATION AND YOU KNOW VEGETAS STRONGER THAN YOU

Collector: well when you've dealt with supposedly powerful beings suddenly entering your section of the multiverse and picking a fight with you, you don't exactly gain the best view of newcomers.

knifeboi: any cool robots?

Collector: I'm pretty sure you've already met two of them, earth and data, but I haven't made anything like them recently.

Knifeboi: OK

What's the most overengineered weapon you've ever collected? (I heard you collect weapons)

Collector: first of all, of course I collect weapons! (And other things like ships and relics) they don't call me the collector for nothing.

Second of all, that would likely be...

Hmm...

Well there are quite a few...

Zenith probably doesn't count since it's magic, and I have several of those...

You said a weapon so probably none of the clockwork armor...

Well it's hard to put my finger on exactly which one is the MOST complex/overengineered

Knifeboi: tell me about the clockwork armour

Collector: Clockwork armor is basically how it sounds. It's armor with a lot of gears.

It does increase physical capabilities and gives some weaponry but overall it isn't as good as some of the other things I've found

knifeboi: would break the ice at steampunk conventions tho

Collector: since it isn't exactly the strongest armor it's better as a thing you show off to people than a thing you actually fight with

Knifeboi: yeah

Oh! I know, my modified jx9 units

Yes, they're just like the show. But with the sentient AI removed, they have hundreds of weapons somehow packed into a robot that's about the same size as the average human, I don't know how they fit so many in there but it is WAY overly complex, if they had sentient AI at the time they must have had at least SOME nanotech, but no.

knifeboi: so you punch a hole in it and a million shotguns spill out

Collector: among other things, yes.

knifeboi: sounds overengineered enough for me!