Roast Me

He was forced to watch Dhar Mann 😢

I was and I loved it 😢

No one cares about the Russian Sheep Experiment. (That is what it is called)

It's sleep not sheep

Your supposed to roast me

There's nothing left to roast. Your barber already messed you up.

good one

Yeah, unlike that haircut.

Yeah, like the barber who did his hair.

hello

hello

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DREAM STAN!???!?!?

it is.

Noice

Should i call ghostbusters?

yes

Roast you? Nahhh, I think a volcano already did that to you.

It did

You look more shrivelled up than a rotten apple

ikr

Your eyes look like taillights

ikr

Those teeth are longer than a matchstick

its funny that you need to look up a huge tragedy to find an image close to what you really look like

lmao

I found his brother

I thought they wrapped mummies up to hide their ugliness. I guess you got out of your wrappings.

That ain't a mummy

you need to slee- wait, you'd die... well,then you'd be buried and I wouldn't have to see that fugly mug.
yet you still look better than me...

bruh

I'm incapable of being rude
sorry

is good

I tried

ok

I like Russian sleep experiment tho

I would but I’m scared he’ll gut and skin me in my sleep

He won't trust me

The only thing they did in Russian Sleep experiment was showing them a photo of you. After seeing you they couldn't even sleep.

Thats a good one

damn it I can't think of anything

no way

I cant, hes beautiful

Thank you kind sir

not a sir but your welcome :D

Ya look like if mummies were from the Mandela catalogue

bro

You be lookin like the rats once ya deep fry them, and their still alive.

This is true