A RED SPY IN THE BASE?

WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE

Hey a little help here!?

Move out of here, son.
1..1..1....... uhhh... 1!

INCOMING!

Ok I forget what happens at that part

They scream, and then the scout says "Hey, it's still here!". After that the spy- "Gentlemen?" And then the intro plays.

i see the briefcase is safe?

Safe and sound!

Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here?

No? Then, we still have a problem...

oo big problem. I've killed plenty of spies. The dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags. Like you! No offense.

If you managed to kill them, they are nothing like the me, and they are certainly nothing like the man who is in this base

"What are you? President of his fan club?"

"No...that would be your mother!" *slams down folder with scout mom x red spy photos come out*

*Mass stuttering of shock*

Indeed... and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boys! Or the pornography starring your mother will be the second wordt thing to happen to you today...

"SENTRY DOWN!!" *death noises*

its funny how yall got a whole dialogue going on here lol

"No, That would be your mother."

This spy has already breached our defenses!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... hey, it's still here!

It could be anyone of us

You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"

[The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Snipers fight with the RED Spy. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene.]

[Cut back to the three BLU's.]

And worst of all... he could be anyone of us!

He could be you,he could be me,he could be-

*soldier shoots blue spy*

So, where's this spy?

What? It was obvious, He's the red spy!!!

Watch.. he'll turn red aaaaaany second now!

...
AAAAAAAAAAANY SECOND NOW....

See? Red! Oh wait... that's blood.

WOAH WOAH!!!

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT PYRO RO-RO-RO. WE DON'T TALK ABOUT PYROOOOOOO-

He'll turn you into cheese probably was the best quote

im gonna stop you right now

A RED SPY?!

ok this is very early but should i make a pyro cosplay for halloween or wait to be taller

Translation:yes

yeaaaaaa

THE RED SPY IS IN THE BASE

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