Give this a minute to sink in

Um.. what Skid said.

HAHAA-

Stop before I start calling you "M the Greek Mythology Nerd"

Huh

Hera LITERALLY YEETED HEPHAESTUS OFF OF OLYMPUS WHEN HE WAS A BABY BECAUSE HE WASN'T PRETTY.
ZEUS TURNED INTO AN ANIMAL TO SNEAK BEHIND HERA'S BACK
AND A WHOLE LOAD MORE BULLSHIT.

.-.
I may not know much about Greek mythology, but that is some crazy shiz

Hades was the only one actually loyal to his wife
Apollo is a crazy bisexual
Artemis, Apollo's twin sister, has a gang of all female hunters that can't die unless killed in battle that have sworn to never fall in love with a man
And Kronos ate Hades, Poseidon, and probably Chiron, and Zeus escaped because his mom tricked Kronos into eating a rock. Some tome later, Zeus tricked Kronos into drinking a combo of mustard and wine to barf up his siblings

O-o
Anyways-

And his siblings just grew up Kronos' stomach, cause gods can't die
So yeah, Kronos barfed up a bunch of teenage gods + centaur

;w;
Az: :p

:)
I have more crazy facts about Norse mythology that Marvel never taught us

I'm good-

ok

:3

even tho he maybe kidnapped her?

The Greek Mythology is super overrated and weird. Too much incest. Too much rape. Norse Mythology on top

I play god of war but I agree that's inaccurate

Yep