A CONTENT PROVIDER SENT ME A
SURVEY ASKING ME MY PREFERRED METHOD FOR CONSUMING CONTENT; I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR
READING AND I DON'T HAVE THE
ATTENTION SPAN FOR AUDIO BOOKS,
BUT I DO CONSUME A LOT OF ALCOHOL; SO I ASKED IF THEY COULD
REPACKAGE THEIR CONTENT
IN THE FORM OF MARTINIS