Remember, kids: if it's financed with tax dollars, it's socialism.

"I want you to watch Nancy Pelosi hand me that gavel. And I promise you this: I won't bang her with it but I'll bang the end to the socialism and yes, to America."; -Kevin McCarthy straight-up stating his intention to destroy the U.S. government (wait, sorry -I forgot that the GOP doesn't really know what socialism is; my bad.) and the nation as well... and possibly giving everyone a rather unsettling glimpse of his adult entertainment preferences .