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I just want to present evidence. Julius Caesar (JC), he was a big fan of crosses. On his way to Greece, he was captured by pirates. Eventually ransom was paid; Somehow JC crucified them pirates with Jewish mercenaries. JC could have been into bal'ism. History shows JC acted as high priest for Roman temples. Yet, the qu'ram says the JC who died for your sins shared an Egyptian mid-wife with Muhammad's ancestor.

So you want to sue a bunch of priests who, "forgive your heathens ways as you colonize under Caesar". You also want to own up to your sins with a jungian psychologist. Make friends that have feminist intersectional lens derived from Carl Jung, religious works, and practices. You wish that this Jung approved mental health triumph in a legal battle. A legal battle against a myth, or truth, of JC.

Crucify yourself as JC. Seek mental health from the same theologians that protect the doctrine of JC. Maybe go to a potluck, be civilized, and find a girlfriend... A girlfriend that sees Oprah's trauma TV as priest duties after death.
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