Memechat?

Sage:evening there hon

Hmm? Hey

Sage:how are u

Good

Sage:that´s good to here

You?

Sage:tired

So you came to a bar?

Sage:yea i´m hungrey

*chuckles*

[she sits down next to you]

Sage so why are u here

Drinks

Sage:what u got?

Rum

Sage:ooo....is it fruity rum?

*shrugs*

Sage:so why are u here?

??

Sage:you just come by or what????

Oh, yea I come here a few times

Sage:cool

Yea

Oliver: Hello Sir, or ma’am, or Mx. Anyway, here’s a flier for our service.
*he hands you a paper* ima show you the paper in like 2 seconds hold up//

Shit… what do you want?

Oliver: It’s a business. I-if you have any pests in your house that you need us to take care of, give us a call! *He smiled*

Grr… for demons

Oliver: No, the uh- the PESTS aren’t demons, I-I mean we’re getting rid of the demon’s pests. A-and the Angels’ if you have an Angel friend! And other demons if you have another demon friend, which you probably do-

Shut up. *stands up*

Oliver: Well, you know the name, call us if any pest becomes a problem!

*walks away without the paper*

Oliver: Hmph. *mumbling* You could’ve at least tooken the paper.. *he walked away*

*he runs back inside the bar* RUN! *you hear gunshots*

Oliver: OH CHEESEBURGERS! Wait STEPHANIE AND SAGE IS OVER ACROSS THE STREET! *He quickly takes out his phone as he hides* Oh Fudgeballs… *His hand trembled as he called Stephanie’s phone*

OMG ITS SATAN

(Kuna: dad?)
Selina: *finishes pole dancing and bows* thank you! Thank you! Now, I need a drink

(Lore alert!!!)
"Junebug" Mika: *goes up there for next performance*

*performing and sees somebody very drunk and very familiar* . . .?

Selina: yeah June! Work that sh!t

*workin it like a boss and sees that detective* ...

*I stop performing and people looked confused* (Mika isnt a normal girl... you'll see why)

*Looking at Detective Trollge, who was very drunk staring at me and Selina*

J: ..?

Hey

J: ..sup

Who are you?

J: Jeremie

I’m Jaden

J: interesting

What?

J: nothing

Ok

J: *takes a sip of their drink*

*chugs a mug of rum*

J: hm

Whoo!

J: ^^

*smiles*