Oliver: Hello Sir, or ma’am, or Mx. Anyway, here’s a flier for our service.
*he hands you a paper* ima show you the paper in like 2 seconds hold up//

Shit… what do you want?

Oliver: It’s a business. I-if you have any pests in your house that you need us to take care of, give us a call! *He smiled*

Grr… for demons

Oliver: No, the uh- the PESTS aren’t demons, I-I mean we’re getting rid of the demon’s pests. A-and the Angels’ if you have an Angel friend! And other demons if you have another demon friend, which you probably do-

Shut up. *stands up*

Oliver: Well, you know the name, call us if any pest becomes a problem!

*walks away without the paper*

Oliver: Hmph. *mumbling* You could’ve at least tooken the paper.. *he walked away*

Oliver: OH CHEESEBURGERS! Wait STEPHANIE AND SAGE IS OVER ACROSS THE STREET! *He quickly takes out his phone as he hides* Oh Fudgeballs… *His hand trembled as he called Stephanie’s phone*

*he runs back inside the bar* RUN! *you hear gunshots*

Sage:evening there hon

Yea

Drinks

Sage:what u got?

Rum

Sage:ooo....is it fruity rum?

*shrugs*

Sage:so why are u here?

??

Sage:you just come by or what????

Oh, yea I come here a few times

Sage:cool

Hmm? Hey

Sage:how are u

Good

Sage:that´s good to here

You?

Sage:tired

So you came to a bar?

Sage:yea i´m hungrey

*chuckles*

[she sits down next to you]

Sage so why are u here

Memechat?

OMG ITS SATAN

Aries- hi jaden

Hmm? Oh hey babe

Aries- what are you doing?

Drinking

Aries- I can tell

*chuckles*

Aries- so anything interesting happening lately?

I got into a fight with another demon

Aries- again?

Yea

Aries- when are you ever not going to anger another demon?

They challenge me!

Aries- mhm

*smiles back* Mako’s here

Aries- of course he is.

He’s drunk so i just let him walk around

Aries- he's always drunk.

Only when he’s here

Aries- true

*you see Mako flirting with a girl*

Aries- *walks up to him and grabs the collar of his shirt and pulls him away* and what do you think you are doing?

Being a three horned demon sucks

Aries- yeah I can tell

*chuckles*

Aries- heh

What are YOU doing here?

Aries- I'm bored and trying to find some more friends.

Me and Mako aren’t friends?

Aries- no you are stupid. But I need like a group of friends or something to hangout with...that's not you guys...sorry.

Oh…

Aries- yeah but trust me you guys are my best friends.

*smiles*

Aries- heh *smiles*

*wraps one wing over you*

Aries- *kisses him*

*kisses back*

Aries- *smiles*

*follows and falls*

Aries- *sighs* this might be the worst I've seen him.

Jaden: this dumbass decided to drink 3 bottles of rum in one go as a challenge
Mako: *laughs like a two year old*

Aries- I ought to crack a wine bottle on his head...but he's lucky cause I'm not drunk...yet I've oy had one glass of wine so I'm not super violent yet.

Jaden: *chuckles* Mako: *stands up*

*slurring* flirting, what else?

Aries- your married you idiot!

I am? Cool!

Aries- you better not cheat on her cause if you do I might kill you.

SorRY!

Aries- you better be

*chuckles*

Aries- *sits back down and drinks a little bit of wine*