LET MY SON BE LAZY ON THE COUCH ALL THE TIME AND WASTE HIS POTENTIAL ON THAT DAMN PHONE (EVEN THOUGH HE TOLD ME THAT HE WASN'T SCHEDULED TO WORK TODAY AND EVEN SHOWED ME SAID SCHEDULE TO CONFIRM); TELL MY SON THAT HIS FATHER (WHO CUT OFF CONTACT WITH ME OVER A YEAR AGO) JUST TOLD ME HE'S VERY DISAPPOINTED IN HIM FOR NOT GOING TO WORK OR COLLEGE (THAT'LL HELP HIM GET A JOB FASTER, SURELY); PEOPLE WITH A NEGATIVE DOUBLE-DIGIT NUMBER IN THEIR MENTAL AND SOCIAL SKILL WHO FOR SOME GOD-FORSAKEN REASON DECIDED THAT HAVING A SCREAMING INFANT AROUND WAS A GOOD IDEA (AKA PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT IF YOU GET A C-SECTION OR ADOPT YOU AREN'T A REAL MOTHER AND ARE THEREFOR A WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING)
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