He isn't a cat anymore, he is a guitar now

Lol! But won't that muffle the sound?

No the owner will accept that his pet is an instrument now, and buy another guitar

Would you be one of those kind of guitar owner?
I mean you seem to know what happens so well.

Nah I would just try to get him out, throw my guitar in the trash and get a new one

That's a great response. But are you sure a little cat hair will do that much damage?