Okay, school is in session
1. Poor choice of image - nobody has any emotional connection to it, who can relate?
2. Poor choice of text font/color - it blends in to the image, I can't even read parts of it
3. Poor choice of text context - it's not even based on a smidgeon of truth, it's something that everybody knows is made up
4. Poor choice of overall meme structure - The text is carrying everything: let the image do the talking