The comment was so long I had to screenshot it in two halves XD

How did this go from "I'm posting this while pooping, IDK." To "We are children of bacon, hail bacon."?

Idek

XD

he killed a pig during it

Bro sacrificed it to the bacon gods

Bro wrote an entire essay

he copied and pasted it from reddit

Ok

thers no f**ken way im reading that

Com on, it’s a two minute minimum read.

Submit that in your class as an essay Jeeze

it was copied and pasted from reddit

Oh, well whoever wrote that on Reddit should submit it as their essay

yeh

sh*tposting at it's finest. both of them

It’s beutiful

if he's crying at the moment how did he type