No Joke please- but romance is fine, friendship is fine, I'm just bored asf

Glitch: *he was wandering the park, then he notices her*

Avaline: "nice knife" *starts carving an ax*

???: "Why thank you. You aren't half bad at carving yourself, it seems."

Avaline: no problem

???: "Where did you learn to carve?" *She looked at her, curiously.*

Avaline: my late father taught me

???: "Ah, I see. So, was he nice to you then?"

Avaline: yeah

???: "I happened to teach myself my skills."

Avaline: you did a good job

???: *staying behind a tree,admiring her work*

???: "...You need something?"

???: -! *goes and hides behind a bush*

???: "I'm not going to hurt you. Don't worry."

*peeks out from it, looks at her and then looks at the knife*

Hey, what are you doing up there?

???: "What does it look like?"

*shrugs*

???: "I'm carving a knife, obviously."

Cool

Jonathan: nice! (Romance?)

Sure))
???: "Why thank you. I do enjoy making knives."

Jonathan: my arm can turn into a blade

???: "How interesting." *And yet she isn't looking at them-"

I meant * at the end))

Jonathan: *pulls out a hunting knife, starts sharpening it*

???: "Knives are great, aren't they?" *She pulled out an actual knife*

Jonathan: *hides his wrist* y-yeah

???: "What's up with your wrist?"

Jonathan: n-nothing, honestly

???: "Is there a scar there?"

Jonathan: I told you, its nothing *lies*

???: *She rolled her eyes and rolled up her own sleeve, showing scars* "You can't fool me."

Jonathan: fine, I've been cutting myself

???: "No shit. Not really a new occurrence for me to see."

Jonathan: your a assassin right? I have a target for you.

???: "Sure. Who's the target?"

Jonathan: *softly* me

???: "Denied. Can't kill clients."

Jonathan: damnit

???: "Just do what I tried. You don't need a damn assassin to die, dumbass."

Jonathan: jump?

???: "Precisely what I tried. Did it work? No."

Jonathan: how?

???: "Someone just had to catch me. Wonderful."

Charlie: Nicee- DIY weapon- In my opinion, bombs are WAY better, but you do you, human-

???: "I use knives and guns. And I mean actual knives, not wod ones. I'm just bored."

Charlie: “I like bombs- Throw it and everyone’s killed- N-not that I’d kill anyone…totally-“

???: "If you do, it's fine with me. My hands aren't exactly clean."

“Neither are my hands- or legs- Or stubs- I dunno, I’m an anthropomorphic spider.” *Intense thinking*

???: "Well dont worry, you're speaking to an assassin."

Charlie: “Huh- Wait- You’re not here to- You’re not here to assassin me, are you?”

???: "The correct term is 'assassinate' , and no. I'm not here to kill you. You aren't a target."

Charlie: “Phew- “

Charlie: *Grab’s their backpack* “I gotta go.” *they pull out a small dagger with drops of stained blood on it.* “I don’t really need this, so here ya go!” *They throw it up to ??? And leaves*

???: "...Interesting." *She caught the dagger with ease, inspecting it*