No Joke please- but romance is fine, friendship is fine, I'm just bored asf

Glitch: *he was wandering the park, then he notices her*

Ferris: Woah, dude. We’re in a park. You might not wanna carve stuff in a park.

???: *She didn't even look him, she just simply continued what she was doing* "Why not? It's not like I'm planning to use it..."

ferris: there are potentially children around, i don’t think carving a sharp object is very good idea.

???: "I played with them as a kid, I turned out fine." *She continued to carve the wood*

Ferris: well i wouldn’t know about childhoods, but- alright fine you do that.

???: "Quite strange that I'm carving a knife out of wood though. I don't necessarily need to." *She sighed and stabbed the wood into the tree branch*

Ferris: Can i have that?

???: *She finly turned to them, her red eyes piercing into theirs* "Why do you want it?"

Ferris: The knife

(i misread it)

Ferris: i mean, why not?

???: "Can you catch? Or do I need to come down there and give it to you?"

Ferris: Can you just drop it down?

???: *She did as she was told and simply dropped it*

Ferris: *goes over and picks it up*

???: "So whyd you need it?"

Ferris: just in case something happens.

???: *She took out a knife and spun it* "You don't need to worry about that."

Ferris: why? i might get mugged. i have been before.

???: "...It'd be better if you didn't know the reasoning."

Jones: What are you doing?!

???: "What does it look like I'm doing?"

Jones: Why are you making a knife?

???: "Because I have the ability to, and I'm bored."

Jones: A child could get hurt

???: "Okay??? I'm not going to give it to a child, dumbass."

Jones: What did you just call me? *His voice becomes slightly monstrous*

???: "Oh so scary." *She rolled her eyes and kept carving the knife.*

Greyrage: *Transforms into his secret form before using his stomach mouth tendril to grab your throat before throwing you on the ground with his voice very monstrous* Disrespect me again and you won't live to regret it.

frostbite dragnoc: ...

Cory: Huh. Neat.

???: "Thanks. I enjoy carving knives in my free time."

Trent: Entschuldigung, was zum Teufel? This is public property, you cant do that.

???: "I do not care."

Trent: i swear americans like this make me wanna move back to germany...

???: "...Then move back...?"

"ahh yes. here you can see the minecrafter make a knife necessary for survival"

???: "Although I already have plenty more. More knives wouldn't hurt though, right?"

reforge

Holly: "I wouldn't do that, especially in a public area.

???: "Yeah well I frankly don't care for your opinion."

Holly: "Cool"

me: *trying not to murder them and make a new dead slave*

Jamie: That most likely isn’t going to turn out be a very efficient weapon… at least compared to others

???: "I have others. I just do this when I'm bored."

Jamie: Other knives I’m assuming? Would that be all your arsenal is composed of?

???: *She pulled out a literal pistol* "No, it's not."

Jamie: *looks at the pistol, and grins* A simple 9x19 pistol?

???: "I keep small weapons on me most of the time. Unless I'm taking a hit from afar, then I use a sniper."

Jamie: Hitman? I’m assuming

???: "I prefer the term 'assassin'"

Jamie: Eh, both are way to glamorized, and essentially the same thing

???: "I just prefer that term."

Jamie: hm... alright, where did you get your sniper? In a legal process, or ilegally through a, most likely arms dealer?

???: "I stole it."