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"HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of the Radical Left Democrats, Marxist Lunatics, China loving Coco Chow and her Obedient Husband, Mitch, and Clueless RINOS, who are working so hard to DESTROY our once great Country. More importantly, HAPPY NEW YEAR to the Incredible, Brave, and Strong American Patriots who Built, Love, and Cherish America. The REAL leaders of our Country will always remain FAITHFUL and LOYAL to you. The USA will be back, Bigger & Better & Stronger than ever before. GOD BLESS YOU ALL!"; -Donald J. Trump going off on a racism-flavored grievance-rant thinly disguised as well-wishings for the New Year's holliday, giving Mitch McConnell sh*t for actually living up to his wedding vows while dog-whistling his base. Because I'm a bitter, whiny little loser-byotch.