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Don't sweat it, the USDA and FDA allow a maximum 2% pus content in all pasturized milk products

Don't sweat it, the USDA and FDA allow a maximum 2% pus content in all pasturized milk products | YOU SEE SON, SOMETIMES A
CYST IN THE COW'S UDDER WILL
BURST, CONTAMINATING THE
MILK WITH BLOODY PUS; RATHER THAN LETTING IT GO TO WASTE,
DAIRY FARMERS ADD SUGAR, COLOR AND
FLAVORING TO THE TAINTED BATCH AND
SHOVE IT ON THE MARKET; AND THAT'S WHERE CHOCOLATE MILK COMES FROM | image tagged in father and son | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
371 views 12 upvotes Made by Hannibal_Lecher 2 years ago in cursed
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they also allow bug parts and rat hair in foods
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The FDA allows up to 2% filth content, so long as it's "incidental" and not like radioactive or something. If a company really wanted to g̶o̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶b̶u̶s̶i̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ be progressive, they could itemize recognized filth under the "contains 2% or less of" part of the ingredient panel. Or at least declare "may contain traces of rat feces, fly carcasses, human urine and a glove someone dropped into one of the processing vats". In some cases the "filth" may be the most nutritious part off the food!
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Do you mean Strawberry milk?
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Nah, that's just milk cut with red icee syrup to save money. They'd make more of it but there's limited demand for a product even more disgusting than milk contaminated with cow pus.
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YOU SEE SON, SOMETIMES A CYST IN THE COW'S UDDER WILL BURST, CONTAMINATING THE MILK WITH BLOODY PUS; RATHER THAN LETTING IT GO TO WASTE, DAIRY FARMERS ADD SUGAR, COLOR AND FLAVORING TO THE TAINTED BATCH AND SHOVE IT ON THE MARKET; AND THAT'S WHERE CHOCOLATE MILK COMES FROM