(Rules: none) (resident evil rp)

Aries- who the heck are you!?

Leon: a crazy spy lady ether tries to f**k or kill me

Aries- those both sound pretty bad...feel free to work with me if you want...I don't have many missions.

Leon: its fine when she tries to f**k me, but not the part where she tries to kill me

Aries- ok...

Leon: i am leon Scott Kennedy

Aries- I still have no idea who you are

Leon: and?

Aries- are you someone important? Cause if you aren't then you might die...

Leon: i have to save the presidents daughter

Aries- ohhh so your a bodyguard? Lame

Leon: more of a government spy who was forced to do this

Aries- hah! I like being a spy myself...it's quite fun actually

Leon: eh

Aries- so what do you like the best about being a spy?

Lee Harvey Oswald: Time to finish this...

Leon: hm?

Hans: hallo uhm, du you know where das Kaiser ist?

Leon: uh... English?

Hans: (facepalm) (cough cough and speaks in English) do you know where the Kaiser of German empire is? He usually sits here.

WE GOING TO MY HOUSE

(XD)
LEON: aight

WE GONNA F**K BECAUSE YES

YES

WHO WOULDN'T F**K LEON

FR, ada would definitely

yeah

XD

Blood borne dragnoc: *he has a make shift looking claw in one hand and a odd rifle in the other*

[Boe hides behind the doorway, shaking with fear.]

Leon: can you write?

She nods.

Leon: who are you?

[The girl struggles for a moment, moving her mouth around before managing to speak.]
"B-boe."
((Pronounced bow))

Leon: *holsters his gun* are you bit?

She shakes her head, timidly scrunching her head lower.

Leon: whats wrong?

"Ssssscared. . ." She states in a soft yet monstrous tone

Leon: your clearly not human, you don't hurt me, I don't hurt you

She nods again, stepping ever so slightly forward. She's clearly very injured, cuts and scratches on her legs and face.

Leon: what happened?

Boe tries to explain, but her monster tongue is too big for her tiny mouth and she can't get a legible word out.