egg

i sent it to him.
He said it was upvote begging

Haha, common Iceu W

Lol

Can you send him mine too?

Upvote begger

*angry rimshot*

If you are laughing at terrible egg puns, btw, I guess you can say that I'm not CRACKING UP.

Wow, and I thought MY humor is broken.

Hey! Zip the lip, onion dip!

hey its still an "eggcent" pun
(insert crowd laughing sfx)

i guess im not the only one who didnt get the yolk

I could crack that yolk apart!

He’s egging you to stop

I don't egg people unless I throw one at them.

EGGselent pun!

F*ck off, EA. Nobody asked your greedy *ss. You aren't getting a cent out of me with your two cents worth!

That'll be 90$ please

I ate the money, so if you want it, you are gonna have to scour the sewers to get it, because I just sh*t it out.

That's a premium DLC, you'll have to pay an extra 120$ to shit sir.

So what?! I have to sell my soul to Satan in order to unlock the ability to refuse because? NOTHING! I'm not playing your games, EA! Admit it, YOU'VE LOST!

Yeah, TaylorMinecraftGaming over here knows what's up. And DON'T EVEN mention the term "RATIO" because that isn't a comeback, that's a bullsh*t excuse of an excuse!

Hey, we have barely any micro transitions compared to Activision and gajin

I'm not investing unless I get Bejeweled 4.

Dude, it's not even worth it. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR $30 HAIRCUT

B*tch, you don't even know what I look like!

Badum tsss

Yes.

I don't really count this as upvote begging, idk. I normally downvote memes that blatantly beg for upvotes, to me this is ok

Stop yolking me .

No he is literally saying to upvote that image,

why would i?

Points

I will CRACK everyone's SHELL if they continue these Egg puns

eggselent plan boss

Yeah, what he meant was "I will f*cking break everyone's damn knees if these sh*tty *ss egg puns continue any further."

man really censored "ass"

Oh, so when you say it with no censorship, it's fine, but when I do, it's automatically censored?! Bullsh*t like this is definitive proof that Jesus sacrifice for our sins was in vain and he legally changed his middle name to "F*cking!"

wdym its auto censored

Oh ok

truly a "gene" ious plan

It was supposed to be stupid and not funny

Ok I wasn’t EGGspencting a egg joke here

But YOLKS on you I win

EGGselent pun!

I bet everyone is EGGsausted from these puns

You crack me up!

You must EGGsploring to find good egg jokes

We have to stop this, I think I'm late for my EGGsam!

EGGsactly thats what im saying

Nevermind, I'm already late, I couldn't take the Eggspress lane!

Wait dont leave yet, can you buy me a sEGG way?

I'm gonna reply to this because I couldn't reply to your other comment :) I prefer eggspressos

Ahh ok thank you for EGGspressing your self

Can't reply to that comment so stay on the sunny side and keep on making EGGselent puns!

How EGGsquiste of you to never giving up!

can you not

I was just gonna say this

Let's GO, man

1222 upvotes

Thats the most upvoted comment ive ever seen and its stupid 💀

It was supposed to be stupid