burn

my brain is smaller than planck length, so it's good to see a roast i can sorta relate to

So then how can you talk?

yes

At least he has a soul.

ye

Sold mine to my friend for a hat. It was my hat. She stole it and i wanted it back... anyways i got it back so... yea

what

I sold my soul to my friend. I'm soulless

nice

This is one of the most cookie cutter insults I have ever seen

this is not me

you still had to pick it

I thought those were two other people

bullcrap

ok