That's it, I'm voting Korean Workers' Party

Not a joke, I’m two lines deep into the auth-left quadrant, I support Kim Jong-Un without hesitation

Eh they’re alright but neither one has launched test missiles clear over the heads of the Decadent West.

The great supreme leader stubbed his toe this morning and he's very upset. We will now plunge the country into a mandatory week of mourning. All fun and even smiling is prohibited during the period of mourning for our dear leader. Long live our glorious and free DPRK, comrade!