A Ohio citizen; Weirdo/madman; Riding serpents to mrocery (yes, mrocery) store; Fighting 27 giant cows demanding milk on the way to Ohio skool; Spend hours arguing why tiny bananas deserve umbrellas on rainadays (comes after thursdays); Ohio newz; Mike DeWine (governer, called “Wine” for a reason); Ohio citizen; Regular citizens, regular cities, regular anything; Ohio citizen; Ohioan