BRITISH JOURNALIST PIERS MORGAN LIKES TO SWITCH IDEOLOGIES ROUGHLY EVERY FIFTEEN YEARS. CURRENTLY HE IS A POLITICAL TOOL FOR THE LEFT. ANYWAY, LAST NIGHT HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT BEGAN SPEWING OBSCENE POLITICAL DIATRIBES AGAINST THE DECEASED QUEEN OF ENGLAND, THE NATION ITSELF AND -- OF COURSE -- CONSERVATIVE IDEOLOGY IN GENERAL. BUT IT WAS ONLY AFTER THE FORMER EDITOR REPEATEDLY MISSPELLED C***SUCKER THAT ANYONE REALIZED THAT HIS ACCOUNT HAD BEEN HIJACKED BY A POSSIBLY VERY DRUNK SOMALI HACKER.