I got Blitzø

YAS I GAT THE GAY BIRD!!!

Moxxie

Lucky, I got blitzø

I'M NOt a oPoSSuM

if i had just waited 10 more days i could have been moxxie. but noooooo! I HAD TO BE STUBBORN AND COME OUT AT THE VERY END OF DECEMBER!!!!

I get Moxxie!!

Tf is this supposed to be

Your date of birth is what character you are

On f*** I'm the sheep

Oh*

Damn

I got Blitzø
Blitzø: What who said- WAIT WHAT BITCH IS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME?!

YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS I’m cheering bc I actually can do the fizzarolli voice-

C L O W N

F**kin eh I got blitzo. HOLY SHIT if I waited one more day to be born I would have had the ugly w**re bitch named Stella.

Stella: WHAT THE F**K DID YOU CALL ME YOU LITTLE PUNK?
Me: you heared me you ugly w**re bitch. Now get the f**k outa my sight before I kill you! And use your heart as my main course.
Stella: ooooooooooh I'm soooooo scared what the f**k is a stupid little teenaged boy gonna do?
Me: oh you 'bout to f**k around and find out (pulls out a holy dagger) leave or I'll turn you into Cree food!
Stella: you may have won this time but this means war! (leaves)
Me: you picked the wrong house foo!

i got loona

Nice, your my daughter

Loona: LISTEN HERE YOU GAY PIECE OF SHI-

Oh fu-
Blitzø: thats my daughter

I got Millie's sister

im a possum

Not if you ask moxxie

But... I'm not an insane hellhound with anger issues...

ᵢ ₜₕᵢₙₖ...

DAMN IT I GOT STELLA

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