GOOD EVENING. TONIGHT WE'RE HERE TO HAND OUT SOME
AWARDS! TONIGHT'S WINNERS INCLUDE:; DISNEY, BLACKROCK, TWITTER, APPLE, AMERICAN EXPRESS, THE ACLU. THE NBA, THE OLYMPICS, AND SCHOOL BOARDS. AND THESE ARE THE:; (SILENCE); HEY CARL WHY DO YOU KEEP BOOKING ME GIGS LIKE THIS?
