I think Deem will get this one.

*grabs cast iron skillet* Shattered, I have a Christmas present for you

Shattered: OH FUK NO.

*hits him on the head* Merry Christmas!

Shattered: OHSHAablablablablabla- (Falls over)

*pulls out iron heeled sandal* I have another gift for you!

my weapon is going to good use I see

HAHAHA YES

Shattered: (Grabs your hand) NO. NOT AGAIN.

*smirks* my left hand isn’t my dominant hand. *grabs Sandal with right hand and throws it at Shattered’s face as hard as I can*

:O
WE'RE BOTH RIGHTIES

So am I-

oh
my
god

?

this is perfect.

:3

Shattered: (Grabs both hands) NO.

*kicks Shattered in the you know where*
I still have feet you know -_-

Shattered: (UNHOLY SCREECH)

*wriggles from his grip and grabs my suitcase, which has stuff in it btw*

:>

@M
@Bun

Memechatting her rn

Deem has this saved on her phone

Yes-

"ok boomer"

*WHEEZE*