The pilot will be staying at Big Lotto

was las Venus always real?

Now it is

SHUT UP *kicks you in the balls*

wait but aren't you paralyzed from the waist down?

shut up

ok
*pantses pilot and kicks him in the balls*

*The pilot moans*

*takes out a Glock and shoots the pilot 4 times through the head*

*The pilot’s brains moan*

*stuffs a stick of explosives through the bullet hole and lights it. the cockpit is destroyed*

*The plane moans*

welp, time to go to the twin towers

*the plane moaning means it's about to collapse, and so people break out of the plane by any means necessary*

*stumbles off plane wasted af*

Do you need directions

who the f**k are you