Candystripe's POV

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: YOU CAN'T MAKE AN EGG WITHOUT BREAK- FRICK I MESSED THAT UP; WE ENGAGE IN A MINISCULE AMOUNT OF HARMLESS ANNOYANCE ONLINE; LOOKS LIKE A 4YO'S DOLLY; FOR GOSH'S SAKE, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, LADY! AREN'T YOU LIKE THE TYRANT'S SISTER OR SOMETHING? SERIOUSLY, A L-SB--N INKLING? DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HIM; UwU; GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! AWWW!!! BLOB; *SEE INKMATAS' TEXT BOX*; SO CUTE!!! STABBY STAB; HE'S COOL; MY DAD'S TACOS DON'T GIVE ME DIARRHEA; IF SOMEONE CALLS HIM A BLUE LEGO THEN THEY FACE MY WRATH; EPIC WATER STAR NICE; I THOUGHT VENOM WAS COPYRIGHTED; EVIL BLOB; PICREW IS OVERRATED; MAKES MEMEZ; STILL MORE TO CATH; THERE NOW I'VE CAUGHT 'EM ALL; GGGGAAAAHHHH DON'T EAT ME!!! WHO ARE YOU, AGAIN? HE'S A SERIOUS AND DEDICATED MENTOR... SOMETIMES A LITTLE TOO SERIOUS; ORANGE MANDALORIAN KNOCKOFF; WELL OF COURSE I KNOW HER... SHE'S ME (ALSO STOP WITH THE ANTI-FUR JOKES); THIS LEGIT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF MY PRESCHOOL ART PROJECTS; ENOUGH WITH PUPPET MASTERS! I DON'T EVEN LIKE LISTENING TO METALLICA! ISN'T THAT EGGY'S GF? EVEN MORE PICREW?!?! ADORBS; MORE PICREW? I THOUGHT TY WAS FROM DINOTRUX; NOICE; IF THE RED ONE IS RED, THE ORANGE ONE MUST BE... ORANGI? LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A CHEESY 50'S SCI-FI; ??? WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SWINGING THAT ANCHOR! THE EYE OF SAURON HATH RETURNED; UH... YOU OK THERE, BUDDY? YOU'VE GOT BLUE CRACKS ALL OVER YOU; I SAID ENOUGH PICREW!!!! HE'S CUTE, IN A WEIRD WAY