Saint Nicholas, your potential contributions are not charity, they are investment in global security. Unless you are a greedy, selfish and utterly immoral bast*rd with an innate hatred for children, you'll use the envelope enclosed to help forward a generous cash contribution directly to me. Sincerely, Volodymyr Zelenskyy; P.S. I also accept Paypal, Bitcoin, personal cheques and Chinese yuan
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