Why dabble in unproven parties when you could mainline pure, uncut, 100% freebased freedom? #fef

Are you a fan of Dr Hunter S Thompson?

Sounds like my kinda guy

But ha$ you read any of his stuff before? Be honest.

Not him, but I’ve read a lot of Tom Wolfe

You could try some of PJ O’Rourke too. The original Republican Party Reptile.

endorse Hillary Clinton for president. She is the second-worst thing that could happen to America. Dorothy and Toto’s house fell on Hillary. I endorse her. Munchkins endorse her. Donald Trump is a flying monkey. Except that what the flying monkeys have to say—“oreoreoreo”—makes more sense than Trump’s pronouncements.”
― P.J. O'Rourke, How the Hell Did This Happen?: The Election of 2016

Oh yeah. Golden author. Paywalled, but you get the drift.

Back in my college newspaper, everyone wanted to write like him

Hahaha

I just kept house like a pig