Wait, so..
I get pregnant every meal? -

That's means I've given birth 29473 times

I have been pregnant so many times god doesn't even know

No, because the baby when someone is pregnant is in the womb, not in the intestines and decomposing

I'm not sure you understand jokes

I have a question out of topic. So I see you got the communist sickle… Are u…?

Oh and I got the joke

No I live in California

Oh ok

Not if I rearrange their molecules into a digestible liquid

Question, asking for a friend.
Should a child therefore assume the status of pregnancy 1337 times?

Oh I remember seeing that, I think I commented on that, funny to see that our love of eating children has spread

Unbirth?

unbirth is sending them back from they came, right? I guess that counts too, you're right

i'm not listing fetishes

*PLOTTING NOISES*

oh look, its my past comment

Does it count if you chew them like gum and spit them out?

No

Then I've never been pregnant