My mom hasn’t been checking my phone since

Freddy fazbear?

You can't post stuff like that, I'm on a plane right now and saw this and started jacking off on Instinct. It caused quite a commotion, until in the heat of my pleasure I dropped it and everyone saw, so now there is a plane full of people Jacking off

Your username is a lie

(Thats the joke, it's bc I'm incredibly annoying, signifying just how annoying every other theater kid must be

Well why should I be like that

Bc it's a stereotype, and all stereotypes are true on the internet

I might be annoying but not on cinema

But you are in the stage

Ok and?

Then she wants to try some of that stuff with you