SOON THERE'S GONNA BE A KNOCK ON THAT DOOR AND YOU'LL BE CALLED OUTSIDE. IN THE HALL WILL BE A MAN WHO OUTRANKS YOU. FIRST HE'LL COMPLIMENT YOU ON THE FINE JOB YOU'RE DOING. THAT YOU'RE MAKING THE WORLD A SAFER PLACE. THAT YOU'RE TO RECEIVE A COMMENDATION, A PROMOTION. AND THEN HE'S GOING TO TELL YOU THAT I AM TO BE TRADED FOR A LESBIAN BASKETBALL PLAYER.
