State Object Show Episode 1: Dumpster Fire of Terrible Things
DC: Hi guys
Every state: ...
DC: >:(
DC: Do you want a competition?
Oklahoma: No thanks
DC: SHUT
DC: Anyway I don't care get into 10 teams of 5
Minnesota: Let's continue our hockey match
Vermont: Sounds good, but we need to make a team
Michigan: Guys there's already four of us we just need one more
Colorado: What about Maine? He likes hockey
Maine: I'm in, we have five, now what?
DC: team name of course just write on this paper
(meanwhile)
New Jersey: Let's be in a team together New York!
New York: Sure I guess
Connecticut: Can I join?
New York and New Jersey: fine
Connecticut: Ok Rhode Island come!
New Jersey: huh
Massachusetts: Can I-
NJ, NY, CT, and RI: yes
California: Hey Washington and Oregon! Come join a team with Alaska and Hawaii!
WA and OR: NO
Alaska: I don't like this either
Arizona and Nevada: We do though!
Washington: Hey Alaska, wanna be on our team instead?
Alaska: sure
Idaho: Can I join?
Oregon: yes
California: I got Utah to join us! What do you do now Washington?
Washington: Montana wanna join
Montana: sure
[some other stuff happened which led to these teams]
Hockyes - Minnesota, Vermont, Michigan, Colorado, and Maine
New England - New Jersey, New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island
Pasert - California, Hawaii, Utah, Arizona, and Nevada
Northerners - Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, and Montana
Plain - North Dakota, South Dakota, Kansas, Nebraska, and Oklahoma
South Coast - Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia
England - Delaware, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, and Kentucky
DeepS ouths - Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Alabama
idk - Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Missouri, and Iowa
Dumpster Fire - New Mexico, Wyoming, Tennesse, Ohio, and Florida
Maine: who typed it wrong
Vermont: Whoops sorry
California: That is a dumb name, but it sounds nice
Utah: sigh
Delaware: Remember, it's not our fault, because there's already a team named "New England"
Wisconsin: I feel dumb because I thought the team name was optional
Florida: I like that name!
Ohio: sigh
DC: With that, the first challenge is to play football. The team with the least football wins is up for elimination!
[just googled football wins by states this is long enough]
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