Gettin’ a good night’s sleep tonight. Like every night. Because I’m not IG, of course. Feels good man

Seems a bit sus

I don’t know why you would be suspicious. I’m not anything like him. I’ve also never heard of him. Never even seen him.

Now that you mention it, I’m actually amending my previous statement to clarify I’m not anything like how I’ve been told that he is. Not that I would really know.

Actually you’re the one being suspicious. I’ve already said I’m not him. Isn’t that enough? Why isn’t that enough. You seem to have a weird obsession with him. I wonder why. Not that I actually know anything about him, or that I even care, lol.

What if I told you, IG never existed and you spent your entire time here trying to convince a group of people that you are not someone who does not exist. Better yet, that group of people is all one person, better yet, that one person is a hive mind of political f**king nerds.

Well. Now that we’re doing masks off, I guess it’s as good a time as any to reveal that I created you. All of you.

And… all of this.

Even so, I had no idea that our realm looked so… um… va**nal, but here we are.