cruising altitude is 11000 metres for people who want to know

can anyone explain why I could see two towers infront of this plane

Optical illusion caused by the air intake of the turbine

pretty sure it's visible to everyone

we just started flying, we havent even got to lake superior
so idk

I wanna bite a chunk outta dat ass

we have donkey meat?

No

Yours

Bc I’m hungry and bored

im piloting and have an autopilot that needs course correct every 2 minutes

Can I have hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper

ok here
little cold though

*Turns it warm with my flaming grill*

*One skeleton nods at the other*
Skeleton: *says something in his native language*
“Can we please get some water?”

here water

*The skeletons unwrap the paper, revealing large guns*

OKAY, NOBODY MOVE! THIS IS A HIJACKING!

is removing the head your only weakness?

you really think i wouldnt be prepared

(They’re skeletons)

*one strangles the pilot and takes the controls. The other guards the doors.*

*The plane turns toward Hciaggo*

me (being strangled): jokes on you this plane is slow as ****