By Vice-Presidential decree, the War on Christmas officially BEGINS. [Rules in comments]

STRONGLY ENCOURAGED:

1. Memes that attack liberals for not prioritizing Christmas enough.
2. Memes that attack conservatives for prioritizing Christmas too much.
3. Memes that attack liberals for having attacked conservatives for having prioritized Christmas too much.
4. Memes that attack conservatives for having attacked liberals for having attacked conservatives for having prioritized Christmas too much.
5. Any and all other possible permutations along the lines of the above.

SOMEWHAT ENCOURAGED, SOMEWHAT DISCOURAGED:
6. Memes that initiate critique and philosophical debate regarding the above positions in the culture-war.

STRONGLY DISCOURAGED (but still allowed, because, you know, free speech and all that):
7. Memes that straightforwardly send Christmas or other winter holiday greetings, without finding a way to blame or attack some group of people for some perceived slight.

You know the rules, and so do I. Now, let the War on Christmas officially COMMENCE.

And with that...

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

[I have permitted myself that one last upbeat indulgence in December cheer. This is the last you'll be hearing from me on that front. Bravo Six, going dark.]