TW Mentions of R@pe, abuse, and s3x references - there will be no going into detail on any of this - no truck OCs, no ERP

???: Ma’am are you okay?

Selina: honestly I’m surprised you didn’t, but why the hell would you worry about the likes of me? *sarcastically, imitating a cheesy villian* I'm a sneaky, h0e s3x worker who's fvcked many a guy and ruind soooooo many relationships with my b00bs and wh0re @ss

???: Snitches get stitches. Also that’s still f**king gross and weird. You ruined relationships too.

Selina: *crosses her hands behind her head* hey, it's not my fault men don't read the fine print

???: Well. They're stupid man children. And you're a stupid child.

Selina: wtf- stupid?!

???: Yeah. Stupid.

Selina: ok, who tf are you?!

???: Not important to you.

Selina: yes, very important

Selina: *shoots up from the ground quick as a shot* wha- what’re you doing? *backs away, hands up defensively* what do you want?

???: I’m here to get you out of here. I mean no harm.

Selina: wh- no! I’m not letting you take me anywhere, piece of sh!t!

???: Youre obviously injured. You need a hospital or SOMETHING. Like go***amn. What even happened?

Selina: *growling* it’s called prostitution, welcome to reality b!tch

???: *Inset Tankman ugh* Aren’t you like… twelve or something? That’s f**king gross…

Selina: 12?! I’m 14, fyi, and I was sold into this sh!t at 6 yo, so don’t even-

???: EWWWWW! F**KING NASTY! WHAT KIND OF STUPID ASS PARENTS MAKE A 6 YEAR OLD GLUCK ON 60 YEAR OLD GLIZZY FOR LIKE 10 BUCKS?!

Selina: scumb@g one’s, that’s who! And stfu, someone’ll hear your dramatic @ss!

???: Dramatic? This is a below natural reaction and you’re lucky I didn’t call the police the second I did find out.

Laurel: "Hello, are you alright?"

Selina: wha- what’re you doing? *backs away, hands up defensively* what do you want?

Laurel: "Well, I was after someone, but you look like you need help."

*Selina blinks warrily, but straightens*
Selina: oh, whatever makes you say that?

Laurel: "Have you, um, looked at yourself?"

*Selina puts her hands on her hips and raises an eyebrow*
Selina: oh yes, I have a hall of mirrors to admire my wh0re body in, yeah, not really, no

Laurel: "Ok..."

Selina: no but, why the hell would you worry about the likes of me? *sarcastically, imitating a cheesy villian* I'm a sneaky, h0e s3x worker who's fvcked many a guy and ruind soooooo many relationships with my b00bs and wh0re @ss

Laurel: "Uh...Well, there's this whole thing...I was kind of looking for you."

Selina: figures

Laurel: "Yeah..."

Selina: ok, in all seriousness, why do you care? Other than "I was told to" I don't want that sh!t, why did you take my bounty?

Greal Grantor: Are you alright?

Selina: wha- what’re you doing? *backs away, hands up defensively* what do you want?

Greal Grantor: I came to collect your bounty

Selina: wait wait wait, hold up; I have a bounty on my head?

Greal Grantor: Apparently so

Selina: Who owns the bounty?!

Greal Grantor: *Shows them who put up the bounty*

Spotify Cam: ma'am, are you okay?

Selina: wha- what’re you doing? *backs away, hands up defensively* what do you want?

Spotify Cam: I'm a detective, it seems like you got into a fight... Are you okay?

WingStopper: "Hey. You ok? Ignore the axe on my back. It's not gonna be used here."

Selina: *shoots up from the ground quick as a shot* wha- what’re you doing? *backs away, hands up defensively* what do you want? and wtf do you mean, "iGnOrE tHe AxE oN mY bAcK"?!

WS: "It's only for when I feel I need it. I'm not using it right now, okay?"

*Selina gaps like a fish out of water*

WS: "Listen, I'm the detective who was sent for your case."

Selina: nuh uh, you're not taking me in, no fvcking way *glares*

...
Detective AU Trollge: Are you alright? What happened?

Selina: wha- what’re you doing? *backs away, hands up defensively* what do you want?

D.A.T: Im not here to hurt you. I've decided to help and not harm anymore. Im a detective who was helping to find you. *He grabs his pipe from his mouth, then puts it back into his mouth and some smoke came out from the top, and grabs a notepad and pen* You're Selina Eleazar, correct?

Selina: y- No, No I'm not

DAT:No? Then what's your name?

Selina: who’re you talking to? And why the hell would you worry about the likes of me? *sarcastically, imitating a cheesy villian* I'm a sneaky, h0e s3x worker who's fvcked many a guy and ruind soooooo many relationships with my b00bs and wh0re @ss

Well...lets just say... *pulls out a picture of a girl with moth antennae and wings with pink hair and beautiful orchid colored eyes* I knew somebody who went through the same thing as you. *walks away*

*Selina takes in this information*
Selina: Hey- …..never mind

Selina: Annalise. . . I don't have a surname *a bead of sweat runs down her face*

Alrighty. *writes Annalise down on the notepad, and a few other things too*

Selina: sorry, didn’t mean to startle

it's alright ^^

Haki: Trollge! *tugging on his trench coat* Let's go! They're waiting.-
In a minute, Haki- *strokes her hair for a second* now go, ill be there soon.

Anyways, um, you don't have to stay here, y-you can come with me. I won't do anything to you, promise.

(Ok, I love the t-t-s reference and I’m imagining this while in my Health final)

*Selina peeks her head out*

Dont worry, they're gone. they were the bsd detectives who would have either shot you or taken you to jail.

Selina: huh…thanks, ig

no problem :)

Selina: so, I’m not the person you’re looking for, so I’m just gonna gooooo *starts to jump over crates to get away*

... *mumbles* I know who you are, but im not gonna let them hurt you... *he grabs his 2 guns and inserts them into his pockets and takes out his pipe, and puts it back into his mouth, then walks off*

*Selina hides behind a large wooden box*

*hears other people coming to look for her, and pulls out my guns*
???:Where is she? ??? 2: I dont kn-
*you hear two gunshots and my corrupted text-to-speech laughing*

She doesn't deserve you guys. She needs to be left alone and protected the right way... she wouldve just gone to jail anyways, but im gonmna protect her for as long as I can before they find out and I get fired...

*Sitting by a tree and begins to sing Chasing Cars by Snow Pilot,holding the picture from the other day*

Selina: w-woah…thanks, I think

*sees you and gets a bit frightened* !

???: *runs up to him* Hey! Thank for um... doing that? *she looked a bit scared but smiling*

D.A.T: Heh, my pleasure, Haki. *Stroking her hair*
(bro is hiding a secret >:0)